Students at ASU are trying to entice Stephen Colbert to give the 2010 commencement address:
From the State Press.com:
â€œWe want to make it seem like a challenge to Colbert. Can he pack Sun Devil Stadium [like Obama did]?â€ Aguilar said.
Even though the event is still almost an entire year away, the work has already begun. So, if you, too, are a member of the Colbert Nation, what can you do?
Give Stephen some sound advice. Write him a strongly worded letter of concern; he could find it troublesome that Obama and his â€œsocialististasâ€ spread their propaganda all over our campus, a campus that is already prone to devil worship. Let him know that ASU is only No. 121 in US News & World Reportâ€™s rankings and is desperate for the â€œColbert bump.â€
Warn him that if he doesnâ€™t come, we could be stuck with some blowhard like Sean Penn. Remind him that even though heâ€™s already received an honorary doctorate from Knox College, an ASU degree would be the real feather in his cap as the president didnâ€™t even get one.